Poop Juice Coffee Cup

Poop Juice – The Mug You Didn’t Know You Needed

Ah yes, the rich aroma of your morning brew… now proudly labeled for what it truly is: Poop Juice. Because let’s not pretend coffee isn’t just fuel for whatever nonsense today throws at you.

Printed on a pristine white cup (to match your innocence, obviously), this delightful design features a smiling toilet cheering you on with every sip. It’s classy, it’s caffeinated, and it’s absolutely unnecessary—just like most of your life choices.

Perfect for office desks, passive-aggressive Zoom calls, or that one friend who drinks decaf and still thinks it counts.

Sip it. Own it. Flush those expectations.