Screw Salt, Pepper Death

“Screw Salt, Pepper Death” Car Decal – For the Black Pepper Purists

Declare your loyalty to the superior seasoning with the “Screw Salt, Pepper Death” car decal—a cheeky tribute to black pepper lovers who know that real flavor doesn’t come from a salt shaker.

The top reads “Screw Salt”, making your anti-bland stance perfectly clear. Below it, “Pepper Death” is paired with a graphic of a classic pepper shaker tilted mid-shake, dropping a few precise specs of black pepper like it’s deadly serious—because in your kitchen (or your car), flavor is war.

This design is made for culinary rebels, everyday food snobs, and anyone who’s ever added black pepper before even tasting the food. It’s not about spice—it’s about depth, bite, and the kind of boldness salt can only dream of.

Crafted from durable, weatherproof vinyl, this decal holds strong on your vehicle, laptop, fridge, or wherever your black-pepper-loving heart desires. Whether you’re making a statement in the grocery store parking lot or just having a laugh at the drive-thru, this decal adds a dash of humor and a whole lot of personality.

Salt is basic. Pepper is power. Long live the grind.