Women vs Men T-Shirt

Women vs Men – A Visual Masterclass in Brain Traffic

Ever wonder what’s really going on up there? Wonder no more. This hilariously honest t-shirt features two stick figures—one man, one woman. Above the woman’s head: a bursting thought bubble filled with everything from to-do lists to existential dread (and maybe dinner plans). Above the man’s head: pure, blissful, empty nothingness. Just peaceful brain static.

Beneath the scene? The brutally accurate caption: “Women vs Men.” Because sometimes the difference isn’t in the chromosomes—it’s in the bandwidth.

Perfect for couples with a good sense of humor, psychology nerds, or anyone who’s ever looked at their partner and thought, “What on earth are you (not) thinking about?”

Wear it. Laugh at it. Then overthink it.